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If you got to Sweden or Russia by chance..
1:43 16 Dec '03 Comments: 421

Here is my guide for you, if you got to Sweden by accident, or you just don't know any word in Swenska.

The list of quotes, that will definately help you:

  • Nice rack (tits)  = Schyssta rattar! (Supposed to be said with true feeling)
  • Where are the girls? = Var är brudarna?
  • I’d like a beer, please. = En öl, tack.
  • Another beer, please = En till öl, tack.
  • Gimme a beer! = Hit med en öl!
  • I feel sick, where’s the toilet? = Jag måste spy, var är toaletten?
  • God damn! I’ve lost my fuckin’ wallet = Va fan! Någon har snott min jävla plånbok!
  • Goodbye = Hejdå
  • Hi/Hello = Hej
  • (With) best regards = (Med) vänliga hälsningar
  • We’ll stay in touch = vi hörs

In my opinion - it's enough to spend a day full of entertaiment around in Stockholm, now let's try the same thing with Russian:

  • Where are the girls = Gdye dyevki, v naturye
  • I need a Russian wife for one night = Mne nudzhna dyevuchka na odnu notch
  • How much will it cost = Skolko eto budet stoit
  • Can I have 100 grams of Vodka and a beer = Dayte mne vodki e peevo
  • Another beer, please = estche piva!
  • I could really use a toilet right now! = Gdye tut u vas sortir?
  • I don't have money to pay you = U menya netu dyenyeg
  • I love Russia, can I see the Cremlin, Putin and Russian Mafia? = Ya lyublyu Rossiyu, mogu lee ya uvidyet Kreml, Putin e Russkuyu Mafiyu

If you need something else, or you feel like contributing - be my guest and post a comment.


Comments
#1 - 3:00 / 16 Dec '03 - Puff
little correction:

Jag måste spy, var är toaletten? = i have to puke, where's the toilet?

Also you might wanna buy a girl some beer to,

Do you want a beer? = Vill du ha en öl?

or maybe insult someone?

Fucking idiot = Jävla idiot

might add some more but im too tired :D:D



#2 - 3:02 / 16 Dec '03 - Puff
gah couldnt write the 3 swedish letters =(



#3 - 8:15 / 16 Dec '03 - Lexx1ch
gh
Pls repost your posts with "normal" letters?



#4 - 0:13 / 9 Jan '04 - BoinG
:DDD
shall we go up to your or my room = ska vi gå upp till ditt eller mitt rum :D..
You suck your fucking n00b = du suger, jäävla n00b. just in case =:0



#5 - 1:28 / 13 Jan '04 - sabian
Hello! Where are you from? - Tjena cp barn! Ska du ha spö? =D



#6 - 2:26 / 13 Jan '04 - eoe`n00b
:) lexx1ch... :D



#7 - 17:54 / 1 Mar '04 - SPECT
lexxich
change, pls
I need a Russian wife for one night = Mne NUZHNA dyevuchka na odnu notch






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